Sunday, April 20, 2014

Rinse, Wash, Repeat: Everton 2 - Manchester United 0

photo by Brett Jordanvia PhotoRee



Failing to be entertained by the football, I composed several haikus to honor the way David Moyes and his staff have managed to hamper Shinji Kagawa this season -- among other criminal acts he's committed against our club:



Uninspired game plans


"Trying" to "stop" opponents


We've become Everton

*****


Slow and uninspired

Like molasses on the ball

How's it come to this?

*****

Can't beat his old club

Not City nor Liverpool

Show him the door, please

*****

Danny and Ryan fret

For our beloved club's future

While "Top Reds" stay firm

*****

Our "Chosen One" is

So far over his head it's 

Not even funny




This is farlieonfootie for April 20.

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